Democrats Want To Cancel The Fourth of July

THIS IS SATIRE.

Democrats took the social media on Thursday afternoon to let the world know they believe that the Fourth of July should be canceled and that we should no longer celebrate. They said they consider to be racist. Obviously, they don’t want us to celebrate because they hate this country and they don’t want to celebrate the success that we have.

They said they will continue to fight in the next 10 years with a plan to abolish the Fourth of July celebration and make it illegal. Their hope is that it is a thing of the past and celebrating this great nation will be abolished.

Chief spokesperson Todd Angers said “America is a horrible country why would we want to celebrate?”

THIS IS SATIRE.

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