BREAKING NEWS: Twitter Announces Verification Endorsement Of Al Qaeda

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Today, Twitter held a press conference in which they announced they will now be verifying terrorist organizations. This comes at a very controversial time as the organization continues to censor conservative media outlets and public figures.

Today they announced that they will verify Al Qaeda is the first terrorist organization on the platform. The Director of Operations for Twitter said they were proud to partner with such a strong organization.

It said the Twitter supports terrorists before they support the freedom of speech in this country. Jack Dorsey has said that he is proud of the work Twitter is doing to support terrorists.

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