SNL Writer Offers Fellatio To Anyone Punching Covington Minor in Face

Saturday Night Live is not new to controversy when it comes to getting involved in politics.

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As many of you know by now, there was an incident that involved students from Covington Catholic High School and Native Americans this past weekend. Unfortunately the mainstream media made up the lies based on Nathan Phillips statement.

It’s now been proven that the kids never surrounded the Native Americans, and in fact video evidence shows the Native Americans walked right into the middle of the group of Covington students.

After further review of the events, the mainstream media has been in a downward spiral trying to delete tweets and articles shaming the students. Parents of the students are looking to file suit along with the school for slander of the teens.

Enter the picture one Saturday Night Live writer named Sarah Beattie. Sarah was named one of five Comedians Who Might Help You Stay Sane for the Next 4 Years by Vogue.

Sarah is offering a “blow job” to anyone who manages to “punch that MAGA kid in the face.”

Interesting, so you’re willing to offer fellatio to someone who punches a minor in the face? That’s a great way to stay classy as you can see from her own Tweet below.

Can you imagine if the group of teenagers were from an inner city school, and conservatives were tweeting out and offering sexual favors for anyone punching them in the face? It would be the biggest story for weeks in the media.

As you can see from the tweet above, Sarah seems to be a kind soul towards minors.

As of completion of this article, the tweet has since been deleted. But have no fear America, we screen shot it for you to see.

UPDATE: She claims in a tweet she does not write for SNL anymore.

UPDATE #2: She just made this tweet, still trying to be funny. Sad!

Matt Couch is the founder of America First Media and the CEO of the D.C. Chronicle News Group. Follow Matt on Twitter and Facebook.

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