Joe Biden: I Am The Worst Candidate For President

THIS STORY IS SATIRE.

Today at a local campaign rally, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joseph Biden made the statement that he is the worst candidate for President of the United States. Maybe it was his dementia, but he stated that he does not believe anyone should vote for him.

The crowd laughed at him hysterically as he realized the mistake you just made. Members of his campaign staff came up to the side and quickly guided him off the stage. Behind the scenes campaign staffers were trying to spin this into an attack on the Trump campaign.

His chief spokesman said that Trump shouldn’t make fun of an old man. But alas it was Biden who made the mistake.

He’s currently in lockdown at campaign headquarters strategizing about how to fix the problem that he has created for his campaign. Sources tell us that he realizes the mistake it is currently trying to fix it.

THIS STORY IS SATIRE.

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