THIS STORY IS SATIRE.

Today, Democratic governors across the country announced that they will not open their states back up until the day after the 2020 presidential election. The goal is that if they can win properly they will make that announcement but if they cannot they will manipulate the mail-in ballots.

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Department of Justice announced a federal investigation into the coronavirus pandemic. The subject of the investigation is the Democratic Party funding a virus to get through the 2020 presidential election. If true, this will be the first major terrorist attack on our country by a political party.

Nancy Pelosi, Joseph Biden, and Hillary Clinton applauded the Democratic Party for doing what they consider to be necessary in order to steal the election. “It’s not every day someone has the balls to stand up for what is necessary to defeat Donald Trump,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Hillary Clinton said that the Democratic Party will do whatever needs to make sure that they win including cheat. When the press conference at her about deleting emails and how she can be trusted with mail-in ballots her response was priceless. She said “it happens.”

THIS STORY IS SATIRE.

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