BREAKING NEWS: Democrats Want To Tax Your Orgasms

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Democrats announced late Sunday afternoon if they were looking forward to taxing your orgasms. This announcement comes after Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez needs to find money for her BS climate change agenda.

Democrats said they will they will require everyone to register into a database every time that they have sex. If the male or female ejaculate they will be required to click a red button that shows they did.

At the end of the year, the United States federal government will consider this part of your taxes. You’ll be required to pay $3 for every orgasm.

However, if you are gay or transgender you will not be required to pay this tax. Democrats consider you special and don’t want to hurt your feelings.

Only the heterosexual couples will be required to pay.

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