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Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Taken Into Custody


Moments ago Robert Mueller held a press conference announcing the indictment of former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Seconds later Secretary Clinton and former FBI Director James Comey were taken into custody by members of the United States Secret Service. President Trump wanted to make sure that members loyal to Comey inside the FBI did not help him escape.

The current charges are pending but they are both expected to be charged with Fraud, Lying Under Oath, and Capital Murder. Secretary Clinton will also be charged with exposing classified information on a private email server. Director Comey would be charged with aiding and abetting a fugitive.

Congress has also announced that the entire Department of Justice unit is under investigation.

Muller announced that he found no collusion with the Trump Administration in the 2016 presidential election.

This is Part I of the series Satire and Clean Up of the United States. Nothing in this article is true.